Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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