that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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