she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
You were trust falling into bushes
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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