I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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