This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
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