Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
sex on a bike is impossible
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