Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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