Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Randomize
