The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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