His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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