I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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