no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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