Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Randomize
