yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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