And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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