You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
