toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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