apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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