is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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