I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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