Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Randomize
