Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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