I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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