I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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