It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
