It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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