Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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