Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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