yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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