I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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