Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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