Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
