Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
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