I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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