Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
