brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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