When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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