Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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