I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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