I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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