Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Randomize
