i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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