plz talk dirty to me
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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