Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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