if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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