just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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