Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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