ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Randomize
