The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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