i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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